Today’s Word Count (actual/goal): 1393/1000
Total Word Count So Far (after edits, all days included, blah-blah): 12,623
Today’s writing was smooth, easier than usual, with only a single break early on to utilize the Shower Principle in service of figuring out the next steps. You know the Shower Principle—you’re in the shower, lathering up your butt cheeks, thinking only of those soapy glistening hams, and then suddenly, BOOM, you know what color to paint your garage. You completely shift your mind gears, and that’s when the universe sends you answers. Personally, I figured mine out while treating my delicious beard with succulent beard oil, a boar-hair brush, and a shitty plastic comb. So try that if you’re feeling nasty.
I can’t stop listening to Pink Floyd. It’s a problem. Now everything I do takes fifteen to twenty minutes even though I could easily do it in four. Also, Roger Waters keeps trying to sue me. I think I’ll write the novel so it syncs up perfectly with Ummagumma or whichever album “Bike” is on.
That’s all I’ve got. Oh, I wish you were here, you strangers, you legends, you martyrs.